km tau ga aku ingn km spti org di pdang psir yg ingn stetes air ILY ILY ILYILYILY ! LOL
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Kamis, 01 April 2010
Isi hatiku buat n
km tau ga aku ingn km spti org di pdang psir yg ingn stetes air ILY ILY ILYILYILY ! LOL
Sabtu, 26 Desember 2009
TEKA - TEKI LUCU
1) Bebek apa yg selalu jalan muter ke kiri terus? bebek kunci stang.
2) ada bebek 10 di kali 2 jadi berapa? 8, soalnya yg 2 lagi maen di kali, kan?
3) hewan apa yang bersaudara ? katak beradik
4) tikus kalo ulang taon minta ap? sepeda(bodo!!yang ulang taon kan dia.. jadi terserah dia donk..)
5) gimana caranya taudi dalam kulkas ada tikus? liat dulu.. di luar kulkas ada sepeda ga?
6) Hitam, putih, merah apakah itu? zebra abis di kerokin..
7) apa persamaannya gajah dengan tiang listrik? sama-sama ngga bisa terbang..
8) binatang apa yang paling di benci anjing laut? kucing laut
9) kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem? karena udah hafal teksnya
10) ayam apa yang paling besar? ayam semesta
11) telor apa yang sangar? telor asin, soalnya ada tatonya..
12) telor asin takut sama sapa? sama telor puyuh, soalnya tatonya lebih banyak..
13) kenapa anak babi kalo jalan nunduk? karena malu punya ibu seekor babi..
14) kenapa anak kelinci kalo jalan suka lompat-lompat? soalnya dia seneng ibunya bukan babi..
15) apa beda unta sama kangkung? klo unta di arab kalo kangkung di urap..
16) kenapa afrika negaranya miskin? karena sibuk ngeritingin rambut..
17) Apa bedanya kelinci sama kancil? sama-sama bukan sapi..
18) Kenapa kucing selalu menyembunyikan tahinya dengan pasir? Karena....takut di ambil kamu!!!
19) Apa yang sebaiknya tidak boleh ditonton di global tv? are you stupid then a 5 grader
20) Ada kuda ada Kelinci. Kuda ke barat Kelinci ke timur. Karena melihat tidak ada kuda, Kelinci ke barat. Di barat kuda juga tidak ada. Kemana kuda? Bersembunyi dibalik semak-semak
Kamis, 17 Desember 2009
harum namanya
nih ,, kan ada anak-anak yang lagi mainan tebak tebakan ,, trus ada salah satu anak yang ngasih tebakan ..,, "eh, kalian tau ga , siapa nama asli ibu kita kartini ?"
trus anak pertama jawab: " ah itu mah gampang , namanya raden ajeng kartini " hahaha
trus anak yang ngasih pertanyaan bilang : " salah ! "
trus anak yang kedua jawab : " aku tau , mananya R.A kartini kan ? "
trus anak yang lain bilang : " itu sih sama aja kaya jawaban anak pertama "
trus anak2 yang lain bilang :" emang yang bener siapa namanya ? "
trus anak yang ngasih pertanyaan jawab : " harum,namanya " hahahahaha
anak yang lain : " loh kok bisa gitu ?"
anak yang ngasih pertanyaan : "ya bisa lah , coba kalian nyanyiin lagu ibu kita kartini deh !"
"ibukita kartini,putri sejati, putri indonesia ,harum namanya ......"
anak yg ngasih pertanyaan :" tuh kan bener , harum,namanya" hihihihi
anak yg lain : " gubrak !!!"
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