Wizard World: 2009

1) Bebek apa yg selalu jalan muter ke kiri terus? bebek kunci stang.
2) ada bebek 10 di kali 2 jadi berapa? 8, soalnya yg 2 lagi maen di kali, kan?
3) hewan apa yang bersaudara ? katak beradik
4) tikus kalo ulang taon minta ap? sepeda(bodo!!yang ulang taon kan dia.. jadi terserah dia donk..)
5) gimana caranya taudi dalam kulkas ada tikus? liat dulu.. di luar kulkas ada sepeda ga?
6) Hitam, putih, merah apakah itu? zebra abis di kerokin..
7) apa persamaannya gajah dengan tiang listrik? sama-sama ngga bisa terbang..
8) binatang apa yang paling di benci anjing laut? kucing laut
9) kenapa ayam kalo berkokok matanya merem? karena udah hafal teksnya
10) ayam apa yang paling besar? ayam semesta
11) telor apa yang sangar? telor asin, soalnya ada tatonya..
12) telor asin takut sama sapa? sama telor puyuh, soalnya tatonya lebih banyak..
13) kenapa anak babi kalo jalan nunduk? karena malu punya ibu seekor babi..
14) kenapa anak kelinci kalo jalan suka lompat-lompat? soalnya dia seneng ibunya bukan babi..
15) apa beda unta sama kangkung? klo unta di arab kalo kangkung di urap..
16) kenapa afrika negaranya miskin? karena sibuk ngeritingin rambut..
17) Apa bedanya kelinci sama kancil? sama-sama bukan sapi..
18) Kenapa kucing selalu menyembunyikan tahinya dengan pasir? Karena....takut di ambil kamu!!!
19) Apa yang sebaiknya tidak boleh ditonton di global tv? are you stupid then a 5 grader
20) Ada kuda ada Kelinci. Kuda ke barat Kelinci ke timur. Karena melihat tidak ada kuda, Kelinci ke barat. Di barat kuda juga tidak ada. Kemana kuda? Bersembunyi dibalik semak-semak

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